Tactical Patrols
We scoop the poop. You relax and enjoy your yard.
Owning a dog should mean enjoying your yard, not losing the battle to it. Yet for many pet parents, dog poop cleanup becomes a constant fight that steals time and creates frustration.
Stop Spending Your Free Time Losing the Battle! Between work, family, and everyday responsibilities, free time is limited. When you schedule a Weekly Patrol with The Real Poo-Fighters, you remove that chore completely.
- Weekly or Bi-Weekly Plans
- One-Time Cleanups
- First Clean Free with Subscription!
Tale of the Tape: Pricing Tiers
| Service Tier | Frequency | Est. Monthly Total | Per Visit Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Slugger Intensive Defense | Twice Weekly | ~$155/mo | $18 per visit |
| Main Event The Standard Championship Plan | Weekly Patrol | ~$108/mo | $25 per visit |
| Single Punch Light Sentry Duty | Bi-Weekly | ~$70/mo | $35 per visit |
Rules of the Ring
- Initial Clean-up Fee: $60
Required if the territory hasn't been maintained in over 2 weeks. This handles the "backlog" defense.
- The "No-Contract" Clause
No long-term commitments or tap-outs required. Pause or cancel your service anytime.
- Auto-Pay Defense
We require a secure card on file. Monthly plans are billed at the start of the month for consistent yard security.
One-Time Knockout
Perfect for move-outs, parties, or reclaiming a neglected yard. This is a comprehensive, deep-battle sweep to restore your territory.
- Complete Deep Sweep: Every inch of the yard defended.
- Waste Hauling: We take the "evidence" with us at no charge.
- Deodorizing: Eco-friendly spray to knock out odors.